Grandpa, are we going to the parade?
What parade, Elijah? It’s February 9. It’s not the Fourth of July.
What’s the Fourth of July? Is that a parade?
No, it’s the date we Americans celebrate our independence.
Yeah! I’m independent!
No, you’re actually quite dependent, Elijah. We all are.
Uh-uh! Kim Jung un’s not. Rocket Man’s liddle like liddle Bob Corker, liddle Adam Schiff. He’s not dependent! Neither am I!
Okay, okay, I’m sorry. There’s nothing wrong with being liddle, Elijah, especially when you’re eight-months old. Every one of us is liddle. Some of us accept it. Others have a lot of trouble with it. They need to feel big.
So are we going to You-Know-Who’s big parade, Grandpa?
No, there’s not going to be a parade.
Why not? You’ve been wrong before! You said You-Know-Who could never get elected. How do you know?
Okay. I don’t know. I’m hoping some of the adults in his cabinet and in Congress will convince him it’s an un-American idea. But You-Know-Who doesn’t like traitors, and he likes big parades. He might decide to do his Bigger-than-Kim Jung un’s Military Parade on the Fourth of July to show he’s biggest.
Yeah. He needs some comfort food! Send Melania a text, Grandpa! Quick before he wakes up! Tell Melania to get some Big Macs for breakfast! Do they have Big Macs in North Korea?
No, they don’t have McDonald’s in North Korea. Big Macs aren’t good for you. Too many Big Macs will kill you. They’re big, but they’re not comfort food. Comfort food makes you comfortable with being liddle. Not BIG with a need for a Military Parade.
Mom says this cartoon is “off color”, Grandpa, but I see lots of color. I’m liddle but I know some stuff! But I’ll tell Mom to X out the Fourth of July on our calendar. We’re not going to the parade! Some things should stay liddle, right Grandpa?
- – Grandpa Gordon, writing from the land of Goofy and Donald Duck, Orlando, Florida, Friday, Feb. 9, 2018.
🙂 Good one! And I agree, Elijah is growing up!!!
Thank you, Nancy! Hope life is good in the land where the sun shines and coats aren’t needed.
I can’t believe Elijah is so BIG! Wow. Up on his legs and all that and it seems just yesterday.
I am not thinking about military parades for a man who is a traitor. I am NOT THINKING ABOUT IT.
Hi, Marilyn, I’m back. Sort of. Physically back form FL but my mind and heart are still in the novel. Once I get in, I don’t want to get out. I know you know how that is.
I love the content, but it’s overshadowed by OMG! Elijah is gorgeous.
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OMG! You’re right about Elijah!
Welcome back, Gordon, I assume your time alone in the cabin was very productive. Looking forward to the forthcoming novel. Enjoy the Southland.
Thanks, Jim. Very productive!