Melania: Donald! Quick. Look out the window! This is bad!
President: I don’t want to! I’m the President!
Ivanka: Dad, you have to. This is serious! There are hundreds of thousands of women out there, Dad, as far as the eye can see, many more than yesterday, and they’re not happy!
Barron: I saw it too, Dad. Don’t look! It’ll turn your hair white. You know how the hair of every president before you turned white. Don’t look! Women don’t know anything, Dad. Don’t listen to Mom – she’s a foreigner! And don’t listen to Ivanka, Dad – she’s a spy!
President: I’m proud of you, son. I’m going across the river to visit with my friends at the CIA.
- Gordon Stewart Faux News reporting, Day of the Women’s March, January 21, 2017.