Trump Family Conversation 01/21/17

Melania: Donald! Quick. Look out the window! This is bad!

President: I don’t want to! I’m the President!

Ivanka: Dad, you have to. This is serious! There are hundreds of thousands of women out there, Dad, as far as the eye can see, many more than yesterday, and they’re not happy!

Barron: I saw it too, Dad. Don’t look! It’ll turn your hair white. You know how the hair of every president before you turned white. Don’t look! Women don’t know anything, Dad. Don’t listen to Mom – she’s a foreigner! And don’t listen to Ivanka, Dad – she’s a spy!

President: I’m proud of you, son. I’m going across the river to visit with my friends at the CIA. 

  • Gordon Stewart Faux News reporting, Day of the Women’s March, January 21, 2017.



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About Gordon C. Stewart

I've always liked quiet. And, like most people, I've experienced the world's madness. "Be Still! Departure from Collective Madness" (Wipf and Stock Publishers, Jan. 2017) distills 47 years of experiencing stillness and madness as a campus minister and Presbyterian pastor (IL, WI, NY, OH, and MN), poverty criminal law firm executive director, and social commentator. Our dog Barclay reminds me to calm down and be much more still than I would be without him.

8 thoughts on “Trump Family Conversation 01/21/17

  1. When Susan says “I am afraid.” I listen. It is the first time I have heard her utter those words in 52 years. “I have to do something..” So, after watching the police use tear gas yesterday on people who got destructive and hearing my comments that teargas and asthmatics don’t co-exist well – she was still determined to go. So Rachel and Susan got up this morning and I took them to the Bus. A passenger on the bus is a friend who is an Annapolis Graduate and a retired Marine who was in the Whitehouse for the entire time of GHW Bush. I asked Frank if he would get her back to B’More. He said yes. If he could take care of the good President Bush I trust him and Rachel to get her and her walker home.
    Look at Barron’s empty sad eyes walking alone following his “father’s” prior wives. Arriving at the reviewing stand his sperm-donor did not touch him. The first person to great Barron was a 4 star General. Not his father, mother, or half-siblings. His “father our President is crazy. I watched him at the National Cathedral Trump is joyless.

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