Dog strikes back at cyberspace

Think dogs don’t reason as we do? Think their reasoning is less precise? That they act only on instinct? Have no purpose of forethought? Think they can’t talk?

Consider the shoe by the front door.

boots by front door

The shoes belong to the “dog-owner” who has been upstairs blogging obsessively, ignoring his dog’s persistent pestering. Sebastian pawed, scratched his back feet on the carpet, and barked. At first the blogger ignored him and then chastened for interrupting the important message he was preparing to send into cyberspace.

Dog surrenders. Disappears for 10 minutes. Returns and quietly, without a word, jumps up to his customary place on the sofa in the blogger’s office.

Blogger completes his thoughtfully reasoned cyberspace communication and decides it’s time to take the little guy out.  Blogger goes downstairs, takes off his slippers, puts on the left shoe next to the leash by the front door, and winces.

Sebastian has left a perfectly directed, perfectly contained puddle in the shoe. No evidence to the side of the shoe or the back or front of the shoe. All of the message is IN the shoe, nature striking back at cyberspace with the clearest of messages carefully delivered with forethought and drone-like precision:

“Dad, you really pissed me off!!”

Sebastian

MLK Celebration in Shambles? Or…Not!

The planned Martin Luther King Day program fell to shambles with a phone call at 4:00 p.m. yesterday afternoon. The Minneapolis African drummer and the Liberian Choir that was to sing “The Hallelujah Chorus” a capella would not be coming to the 7:00 p.m. MLK Celebration here in Chaska.

When the bad news came, I was apoplectic. “This can’t be. We’ve advertised this.  People are coming to hear the drumming and the singing of this unusual choir. We can’t change this after we’ve done the PR. We’ve sent out electronic and Chaska Herald invitations to the community. We can’t disappoint these people like this.” I wanted to crawl under a rock. I wasn’t of a mind to remember or believe that sometimes…”God moves in a mysterious way his wonders to perform” (hymn by William Cowper, 1774).

After the momentary paralysis, Momoh Freeman, guest soloist and song-leader Jerry Steele, and Chaska resident Ray Pleasant quickly scrambled to put our heads together to scratch together an emergency game plan. The people who would come would be the choir – we would sing, and sing, and sing. There would be nothing to confuse as entertainment; instead there would be full participation…all the way from beginning to end. “What a concept!” I thought to myself. “That’s how it’s supposed to be. As the President had said in earlier in his Second Inaugural Address, ”It’s about we, the people.”

Jerry, a superb African-American soloist and song-leader, was magnificent. The collective voice of the people singing “Every time I feel the Spirit” filled the Chapel with joy. Strangers turned and welcomed each other easily with signs of warmth and kinship. Sections of the Sermon on the Mount that had inspired Dr. King were read. “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemies’. But I say to you, Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who despitefully use you and persecute you, that you may be children of your Father who is in heaven, for he makes his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sends the rain on the just and the unjust.”

A hush filled the room except for Jerry’s baritone voice, singing the song to which Martin Luther King, Jr. so often turned in tough times. “Precious Lord, take my hand, Lead me on, help me stand; I am tired, I am weak, I am worn; Through the storm, through the night, Lead me on to the light; Take my hand, precious Lord, lead me home.”

Chaska resident Ray Pleasant, a retired engineer and former MN State Representative and Bloomington City Councilman, shared the CD of African drumming he had quickly supplied for the ad hoc program.

The room was hushed by the rhythms of the drums, followed by Ray’s explanation of the central importance of drumming to African culture and the reminder that the drumming was once forbidden the African slaves.

Ray set the historical context of what later became known as “Letter from the Birmingham Jail”: Dr. King’s decision to march in Birmingham, refusing to put the need for fund-raising for the fledgling Civil Rights Movement and the Southern Christian Leadership Conference ahead of his conscience. Many of the white northern church pastors and the northern newspapers that had previously supported him rebuked him for his arrest, arguing that now was not the time, arguing that he should be law-abiding and patient. It was in that context of lonely exile in the Birmingham Jail that a young Martin Luther King, Jr. penned with courage “The Letter from the Birmingham Jail” that addressed his critics in ways that changed the world.

A brief portion of that letter fell on the ears of all of us – eyes closed so as to savor the words without distraction – and the once forbidden drums from the quickly fetched CD again filled the Chapel with African drumming and hope.

Three-time Mayor of the City of Chaska Bob Roepke and Carver County Commissioner Randy Maluchnik were invited to share brief excerpts from the speeches of Dr. King. Randy a personal moment of his visit to the MLK museum in Memphis, which is housed in the motel on whose balcony Dr. King was killed by an assassin’s rifle. Randy’s sharing, which had not been planned and could not have been anticipated, is but one example of the what happened in that room, movement of the Spirit of the Living God and the gift of something better than the lost plan that caused a distraught planner’s apoplexy just three hours before.

The voices of the 90 people who had left their couches on a freezing cold night echoed through the Chapel: “God down, Moses, way down to Egypt land. Tell ol’ Pharaoh, ‘Let my people go!'”; “Siyahamba” (“We are marking to the Light of God”),  a movement song that had kept the light of hope burning on the way to the end of apartheid and the democratic election of Nelson Mandela as President of the Republic of South Africa; “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” the Black national anthem of poet James Weldon Johnson; and “We Shall Overcome”.

The evening ended with prayer for the safety and well-being of the newly inaugurated President, whose election would have been so joyfully celebrated by the man on whose shoulders he stands.

“God moves in a mysterious way his wonders to perform.” Thank you, precious Lord, and thank you Ray, Momoh, Jerry, Bob, Randy, and each and every one who came on a frigid Minnesota night to warm your spirits by the CD drumming of an indoor campfire.

The Path Walker and the Road Builder

It’s 5th period in the Advanced Placement Art Class at the high school of an up-scale Minnesota suburb.

The African visitor who grew up walking the paths in Chad has been invited by the art teacher and the staff person whose job is to generate multicultural and cross-cultural consciousness. Koffi is standing in front of the Advanced Placement Art Class. The high-tech classroom with wi-fi displays the visiting artist’s Flicker portfolio on the large screen, reducing his art, it seems to me, to just one or two more commodities for sale, quickly deleted by the pressing of a key on the keypad. This is the world of the road builders…on the way to some advanced place.

The pitch-black, slender, physically fit path-walking landscape artist from Africa speaks in his third language to the privileged, mostly white, mostly single-language college-bound American students in the Advanced Placement Art Class of the road-builder society.

The road builders, says Wendell Berry (“The Native Hill”, The Art if the Common-Place), are the descendants of the placeless people who cut the forests, leveled the trees, and bulldozed their way to their ideas of what the world should be. They are the ancestors of Europeans who fled their familiar places to escape them. To build something better. Something freer perhaps, less restricted not only by law and custom but, more fundamentally, by the limits of creaturely life: time and space. They landed on the soil of the path walkers, the indigenous people whose foot paths wound their way harmlessly following the contours of the hills, rivers, streams and valleys. The artist from Chad, who represents the spirituality of the harmless foot paths and natural contours our road builder ancestors have disdained is standing before the Western Advanced Placement Art  Class.

“The road builders…were placeless people. That is why they ‘knew but little’. Having left Europe far behind” says Berry, “they had not yet in any meaningful sense arrived in America, not yet having devoted themselves to any part of it in a way that would produce the intricate knowledge of it necessary to live in it without destroying it. Because they belonged to no place, it was almost inevitable that they should behave violently toward the places they came to. We still have not, in any meaningful way, arrived in America. And in spite of our great reservoir of facts and methods, in comparison to the deep earthly wisdom of established peoples we still know but little.”

The Advanced Placement students watch the paintings flash across the screen in the school the road builders have built, but they show little interest or curiosity. They ask no questions of the flesh and blood African path walker whose paintings are of the natural habitat and his sisters and brothers, the elephants, lions, tigers, zebras, and giraffes,  who are disappearing because of poachers who profit from the ivory tusks of the elephants and the rhinos.

“I’m surprised and more than a little disappointed,” I say to Koffi after that class.

“Many Americans think we’re stupid. We’re from Africa. They think Africans are uncivilized,” he replies in the least preferred of the three languages he speaks fluently.

Who and what is more civil and civilized, I wonder. Many of us know that something has been lost. Something is dreadfully wrong. The students in the class and their generation are likely “greener” than my generation. But they also have drunk the poison of a linear view of history as advancement and progress. They are advancing…a step above the rest…in the Advanced Placement Class on their way to the prestigious universities that will induct them into the road builders society.

I am increasingly drawn to the simple insight of the Genesis writer who calls the prototypes of humanity “Earthlings” (the literal English rendering of the original Hebrew text) meant to delight within the limits of time and space. We are of the earth, dust to dust, ashes to ashes creatures who live in one time and one place at one time, not in every place all the time, and not all the time forever nowhere.

…..

I am on vacation…in a pool…in the Florida sun… where I dreamed of being five days ago in the Advanced Placement Art class back in  frigid Minnesota. The place is Orlando, the quintessential city of the road builders. The time is 10:00 a.m. EST. The date is January 16, 2013.

I am thinking about the path man and the students back in Minnesota when it suddenly dawns on me that even here…on vacation with no obligations, no goals to meet, no deadlines, nothing to do… I am acting like a road builder.

I alone…in the pool…doing my prescribed water exercises for my back and neck. “Lift left leg. Extend both arms. Pull arms to side as left leg goes down and right leg lifts. Keep abdomen tight. Keep neck and upper back muscles relaxed.”

Doing these exercises does not require movement from one side of the pool to the other. But I am making a highway in the water, always moving forward, advancing to the other side. ”One, two, three steps…nine, ten, eleven.” Turn. Repeat trip to other side. Repeat until the counting of strokes reaches 100. And I ask why.

I get out of the pool, dry off, and have trouble just being here…alone…in the Florida sun…by a pool surrounded by palm trees and tropical birds. I turn on the MacBook Air and, as I do, I realize that I have no good reason to turn on the MacBook Air other than to be somewhere else than where I really AM… right now, in this place…I’ve entered the world of the Flicker screen. My spirit never settles anywhere except during my afternoon nap with my two furry friends back home when the warmth of their bodies calms my spirit into a kind of joyful resting place. My dogs are not here. They’re at home in Minnesota wondering where the not-so-furry member of the pack is.

I turn of off the MacBook Air and reach over for the hard copy of The Art of the Common-Place, a book meant precisely for a reflective moment like this.

“Novalis, the German romantic poet and philosopher, once remarked that all proper philosophizing is driven instinctively by the longing to be at home in the world, by the desire to bring to peace the restlessness that pervades much of human life,” writes Norman Wirzba in the Introduction to the book

“Our failure – as evidenced in flights to virtual worlds and the growing reliance on ‘life enhancing’ drugs, antidepressants, antacids, and stress management techniques – suggest a pervasive unwillingness or inability to make this world a home, to find in our places and communities, our bodies and our work, a joyful resting place.”

A tiny lizard that has lost its tail scampers up to the arm of the lounge chair next to mine. I stay still. We look at each other…the lizard looks into the eyes of the road builder whose ancestors paved over his natural habitat; the road builder stares into the eyes of the lizard.

The lizard senses the threat…his chest and throat blow up like an orange balloon to camouflage itself into safety, then sucks the balloon back in just as quickly as the road builder moves. The lizard runs scampers back into the green foliage planted poolside by the resort’s developers, the “superior” species, the road builders of Western culture who were not content with the more humble paths that followed the natural contours and limits of time and place here in Orlando.

Here in the Florida sun by the pool it is as though a tiny ancestor of the serpent in the Garden story of Genesis 3 has returned with an altogether different question. If in the Genesis myth the serpent seduces the Earthlings into believing that they will be “like God,” the lizard now returns to the despoiled garden to ask the suddenly alert but still- advancing, far from home, restless, pool road-building vacationer in the lizard’s home:

“Do you still really think you’re God?”

A Joyful Resting Place in Time

I am on vacation…in a pool…in the Florida sun… where I wished to be several days ago back in frigid Minnesota.  I am here…but…not quite here. I am moving forward to something even in the water…not standing still in this pool. I am doing my prescribed water exercises. “Lift left knee. Extend arms. Pull arms to side as left knee goes down and right leg lifts. Keep abdomen tight. Keep neck and upper back muscles relaxed. Repeat.”

I’m doing the exercises, but even in this pool, I think I have to be moving forward, advancing to the other side. One, two, three steps. Eleven. Turn, repeat to other side. Count steps to give sense of progress.

Even in the Florida sun in this quiet pool with no distractions, I seem to feel I must accomplish something. Be on my way to something. If I’m in the middle of the pool, I’m working to get to the other side. When I reach the far side, I turn and start pulling for the opposite side. Until the counting of strokes reaches 100.  Then I change the exercise routine…and repeat…one, two, three, four, five, eleven, reach goal, turn, repeat until I count 100 strokes.

I get out of the pool, dry off, take my place in the lounge chair. I’m having trouble just being here…alone…in the Florida sun…by a pool surrounded by palm trees and tropical birds. I turn on the MacBook Air and, as I do, I recall that I am refusing to be here…where I really AM…right now. My spirit is placeless.

A tiny lizard perches on the arm of the lounge chair next to mine. I look at it; it stares at me. The lizard throat blows up like an orange balloon bigger than its head. I move. The lizard scampers away. This is the place where the lizard lives. I do not. I am human, able to be everywhere at any time, but homeless, scurrying like the lizard for a resting place.

I put down my passenger ticket to everywhere and nowhere…the MacBook Air… and reach over for the hard copy of The Art of the Common-Place: the Agrarian Essays of Wendell Berry I’ve brought for a quiet moment like this…a time to think….a time to dig deeper to get some perspective on life and the world. I open to the Introduction.

“Novalis, the German romantic poet and philosopher, once remarked that all proper philosophizing is driven instinctively by the longing to be at home in the world, by the desire to bring to peace the restlessness that pervades much of human life,” writes Norman Wirzba.

“Our failure – as evidenced in flights to virtual worlds and the growing reliance on ‘life enhancing’ drugs, antidepressants, antacids, and stress management techniques – suggests a pervasive unwillingness or inability to make this world a home, to find in our places and communities, our bodies and our work, a joyful resting place.”

The closest I get to that resting place is my daily afternoon nap back in Minnesota. I am not alone in the nap. Maggie and Sebastian join me in the siesta. Maggie cuddles up close to my head; Sebastian rests against my thigh, reminding their cerebral, restless friend, though without intention, that I really am in one place…at home…in the same time and space with them. If I am distracted when the time comes for the daily nap, Sebastian comes to get me and herds me up upstairs. “Come on, Dad, it’s nap time.” He and Maggie are attuned to time and place, the angle of the sun, the rhythms of day and night and our location in space while Dad is racing around the world and the universe on his MacBook Air looking for a resting place when the resting place is right upstairs in Chaska, Minnesota.

We humans think we are superior to the lizard who scampers down from the lounge chair, a superior species to the West Highland White Terrier and the Shitzu-Bichon Frise, yet we are less at home within the limits of creation itself…the limits of time and place…here in the Garden…where we are restless until we are timeless and spaceless…erasing all limits on the MacBook Air or the iPad…until we become…like God.

Discontent with embodied existence and valuing little, we scurry away, not seeing, not touching, not hearing, not feeling anything much but one, two, three, four…eleven on our way to nowhere in particular where perhaps the MacBook Air will take us vicariously to a joyful resting place…outside the Garden of time-bound lizards and dogs and human beings…a delusional placeless place beyond dust to dust, ashes to ashes… and we miss the whole experience…on the way to some place which is no place.

I want to learn to be in one place at one time. I want to live less anxiously. More present, one might say, to embodied life in this one spot where I really am…this one place… and find within it a joyful resting place.

The guns in my own back yard

It’s the eve of Martin King Day. This morning’s Star Tribune tells the story “Murderous ‘monster’ acquires an arsenal” in Carver County, Minnesota. Three cheers to you, Jim Olson, Carver County Sheriff. Thanks to the Star Tribune and other newspapers for keeping us informed.

The Oberender case exposes loopholes in national gun laws and Minnesota’s background checks. Here’s the link to the piece:

http://www.startribune.com/local/west/187610601.html

Today in worship we will look again at the call of Samuel and the call of Jesus’ first disciples who asked Jesus an odd question. “Where are you staying?”  “Come and see,” he said. I wonder: Are there guns where Jesus lives?

We try to win the game

Yes, I’m very tall–and yes,

I do play basketball.  

I can dunk, but have to jump,

not just stand and reach up.

 

 I am seven-two, and do

hit my head many times.

Weather up here is just fine:

sun shines on me and you.

 

My team does not win all games–

you fans remember those.

Other teams have tall guys, too,

who fight hard not to lose.

 

Coaches push us hard each day,

and we each have our pride.

When we lose we sometimes cry:

it’s tempting to slink by…

 

Courage, fortitude, it takes

to lose and face you fans.

Our team sticks together tight–

no one else understands.

 

-Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, January 17, 2012

The Young Mother’s Risk

“I’d have gotten in the car

with an ax-murderer,” she said.

 

“It was long before cell phones.

I was driving between towns

when my baby in the car seat went into

fever convulsions.  I knew

exactly what it was since

her older brother had them too.

I pulled over on the Interstate

four-lane highway and poured milk

from her bottle over her head

to cool her down.  Standing beside

the road,  I had a finger in her mouth

to keep her from swallowing her tongue,

when a car pulled over and backed up

to where we were.  I climbed right in

and said to the man driving,

‘Take us to a hospital emergency room!’

The nurses cooled her down quickly

and she was fine.  I never saw

the Good Samaritan again…”

 

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, Jan. 10, 2013

“The People’s Gas Company” SEQUEL

“Adult Night Terrors”

They called it an efficiency

apartment with  just one room, one

short trundle bed/couch (so fun

for us, still newlyweds, could be

enjoyed, but rather awkwardly.)

My young wife held me by the wrist,

the torn sheet in my hands. I’d dreamed

I’d fought the foreman, kicked and screamed:

his torture made me use my fist–

a warrior from a pacifist!

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, January 8, 2013

The People’s Gas Company, Chicago: Leaking Pipes Division

Chicago gas company

A memoir by Steve Shoemaker:

We had four tools:  a mattock (pick)

a shovel, spade, an air hammer

hosed to a trailing compressor.

 

The nasty foreman used orange paint

to spray a shape just like a grave

on the busy downtown street.

 

We broke through asphalt, concrete,

then threw the chunks and clods above

our heads as we dug out the hole.

 

The leaking gas pipe was below,

(ominously about six feet).

Our tee shirts sweat in summer heat.

 

The hated foreman never came

down in the hole because he knew

someone would drop a heavy tool…

 

After mechanics fixed the leak,

we filled the empty grave.  Quite near

there always was a bar for beer.

The foreman would stay in his truck.

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, January 8, 2013

Verse – “Seminary Summer Work Program”

Few had blue collar moms or dads–

they had not done factory work

or construction.  No, college lads

or gals, and we the same.  Now luck

or providence placed us in school

to learn to be good pastors.  Here

the Profs believed each was a fool

and frightened of the working poor.

 

The Forman was a martinet,

a dictator.  He yelled and swore

not knowing I might be his Priest

someday.  We had a seminar

each night with union leaders who

would talk of strikes and rights, and share

war stories.  Management would fly

in with charts proving they were fair…

 

I ripped the sheet and with a yell

one night sent bosses straight to hell.

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL January 7, 2013