Grandpa, what are the seven last words?
Oh, my, Elijah, that’s a strange question for this season.
Why? What’s a ‘season’?
A season is a period of days or weeks, a period of time. Right now we’re in the Advent season and Christmas season is almost here.
Okay, thanks. So . . . why is a question about the seven words strange for this season?
Because the Seven Last Words are from Good Friday. This isn’t Holy Week; we’re getting ready for Christmas.
That’s not what my baby-sitter says! She says the seven last words are diversity, fetus, transgender, vulnerable, entitlement, science-based, and evidence-based. We’re never ever supposed to use those words again. Are those curse words, Grandpa?
No, Elijah, they’re not curse words. But the ones who told the Center for Disease Control not to use seven words anymore are cursers. They’re substituting their seven words for Jesus’s seven last words.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reportedly received a list from the Trump administration on Dec. 14 consisting of seven words or phrases that will be banned in all official documents prepared for 2018’s budget. Many in the U.S., both those who work in public health and concerned citizens alike, are struggling to come to grips with the nature of the terms that are being censored.
The seven forbidden words or phrases are: “evidence-based,” “science-based,” “vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” and “fetus.”– Futurism.com.
Grandpa, I was a fetus just seven months ago. Oops! I shouldn’t have used that word!
Yes, and you’re still very vulnerable. But, according to the You-Know-Who Administration, we’re not supposed to talk about that.
So those are the ‘Seven Last Words’?
No, those are seven words that the CDC is not supposed to use anymore in its 2018 budget preparations, but the “Seven Last Words” are very different. We’re Christians, Elijah. We listen to the news with the Seven Last Words from the cross ringing in our ears.
So…we’re supposed to consider the ‘seven words’ of the You-Know-Who Administration in light of the ‘Seven Last Words’?
Yes, Elijah. Yes. And they’re very different.
So…was Jesus a scientist? What did he say from the cross, Grandpa, and what’s a cross?
No, Jesus wasn’t a scientist, but he loved the truth, just like real scientists do. A cross was the means of a state execution, Elijah. It was the way the Roman Empire killed people who got in the way of their agenda. Lots of people were executed during Jesus’s time. Jesus was executed. In our tradition, there are seven words he spoke from the cross.
Okay, I’m starting to get the picture. So what were the ‘Seven Last Words’?
Okay. Remember these and share them with Marissa tomorrow at day care.
- Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.
- Today you will be with me in paradise.
- Behold your son: behold your mother.
- My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?
- I thirst.
- It is finished.
- Father, into your hands I commit my spirit.
So does God forgive the You-Know-Who Administration because they don’t know what they’re doing?
Hmmm. Good question, Elijah. Sure looks to me like they know exactly what they’re doing, but even when we think we know what we’re doing, I guess we really don’t. And “Behold your son; behold your mother” was a ‘word’ spoken to Jesus’s vulnerable mother and his best friend, but, according to the You-Know-Who Administration we can’t say ‘vulnerable’ any more. All those words are ‘finished’.
Yeah! And that’s not right! I’m still little but I pay attention to the ‘Seven Last Words’. I’m going to be like Jesus’s friend. I’m going to take care of my vulnerable mother, Grandpa. Mom and I are vulnerable. Who’s going to take care of us if the You-Know-Who Administration doesn’t?
Like Jesus said, “into your hands I commit my spirit.” Remember, Elijah, the cross doesn’t have the last word. No one expected Easter. We live in resistance to cruelty with hope in a better tomorrow. It’s also the season of Chanuka, the Festival of Lights when our Jewish friends — always remember, Elijah, that Jesus was a Jew — light a new candle of hope every day to remember how an occupying power like the You-Know-Who Administration in the second century BCE was brought down by the Maccabean revolt. Thus us a season for hope, Elijah.
- Gordon C. Stewart (Grandpa Gordon), Chaska, MN, Dec. 19, 2017