UNCLE GARY’S LETTER
Elijah’s Uncle Gary sent a letter for Elijah from Norway.
Uncle Gary “met” Vidkun Quisling, Norway’s WWII fascist traitor, at the Center for Studies of the Holocaust and Religious Minorities in Oslo. The Center is housed in Mr. Quisling‘s former home, Villa Grande.
CONVERSATION BETWEEN BUMPA AND ELJAH
How was daycare today, Elijah?
You should have been there, Bumpa. You’d love daycare!
Well, we didn’t have daycare when I was your age, but daycare may be in my future.
I sure hope so. You’ll love the slide, Bumpa!
Elijah, I slide every day, but not the way you do.
Where? You and Gamma live in a condo. You don’t have a yard like we have at daycare. You don’t have a slide. You don’t have a swing either.
Oh, I do, Elijah. I do! It’s hard to understand at your age. It’s a metaphor. Bumpa swings up and down, back and forth, and slides further down the rabbit hole every day. Our country’s in big trouble.
You should read Uncle Gary’s letter again, Bumpa. You’ll feel a lot better.
Mr. Quisling died a long time ago far, far away in Norway. Uncle Gary says he was execrated as a traitor. You don’t have to worry anymore about him, Bumpa. Was Mr. Quisling ever depeached?
- Gordon C. Stewart (two year-old Elijah’s Grandfather [“Bumpa”]), Chaska, MN, October 11, 2019