Grandpa, what’s “murder”?
Oh, my, Elijah, why are you asking about murder on New Year’s Eve? What brought that up?
Marissa, my baby-sitter did. Okay, Grandpa, forget that. What’s a year?
Well, a year is 12 months.
So I’ll be a year older tomorrow?
No. You’re only seven-and-a-half months old.
But tomorrow’s a new year, so I’ll be a year older, right?
No. You can’t be a year older when you’re not yet one year old. You’ll be one year-old on your birthday in four-and-a-half months. Then, a year from your first birthday, you’ll be able to say you’re a year older.
Sometimes you’re really confusing Grandpa! I ask two simple questions and I’m more confused than before I asked you. So the New Year is only for old folks?
No, it’s for everyone. It just doesn’t have anything to do with being a year older unless you’re already a year old and were born on January 1. But New Year’s isn’t about your birthday. You were born in May.
Okay. So what’s a “new year”? And what’s an old year? Is it like you and me?
It’s not like us, Elijah. It’s different. New Year’s is about hope. It happens every January first, the first day of the new year on the calendar, another 12 months, another 365 days like we’ve never known before. New Year’s is a fresh start! The old year is finished.
No it’s not, Grandpa. What about murder?
This is sounding like a circular argument, Elijah. Somehow you’ve brought us full circle to murder?
Yeah, ‘cause everything got murdered in 2017!
No it didn’t Elijah! You were born in 2017! That’s the opposite of murder. That’s new birth. That’s hope and joy. You’ve brought me joy and hope this last eight months and I hope we have lots of years to talk like this before Grandpa buys the farm.
You’re buying a farm? We already have a cabin. When are you buying the farm?
It’s just an expression, Elijah. “Buying the farm” is a way of talking about death. When you’ve bought the farm, you’re dead.
What’s dead, Grandpa?
It’s like all the stuff that got murdered in 2017 — things like truth — and there’ll be a lot more murders in 2018. But hope springs eternal.
Yeah! I hope you and truth don’t buy a farm in 2018! Happy New Year, Grandpa!
- Grandpa Gordon, Chaska, MN, December 31, 2017 (the year of murder)