Grandpa, I have a new cousin!
Yes, I know. Calvin was born last week. He’s beautiful!
Yeah. What’s a cousin?
Well, you seem pretty excited, so I thought you must know what a cousin is. But since you asked, Calvin is the child born to your mother’s brother, Andrew, and your Aunt Alice. Because he’s your mother’s brother’s child, that makes Calvin your first cousin.
But he wasn’t borned, Grandpa. He was taken.
What do you mean? Of course, he was born. By the way, he was born, not borned. You’ll learn about tenses later.
Okay. Whatever. Mom was pretty tense when Calvin was borned because he wasn’t borned; he was taken by Caesar.
Oh, my, Elijah! Where’d you learn about Caesar? Caesar didn’t “take” him; Calvin was taken by Cesarian section. It’s a medical procedure, not a kidnapping.
Yeah, so Calvin never got to be borned like me. He never had to fight his way into the world like I did. I’ll teach him how to fight, Grandpa. He’s my first cousin, my little cousin.
It’s much more complicated than that, Elijah. Someday you’ll understand it better. It wasn’t that Calvin wasn’t fighting his way through the birth canal; your Aunt Alice’s blood pressure became dangerously high. You’re lucky to have Calvin for your cousin. And he lives just a mile away from you and Mom. You’ll get to play with each other all the time.
Do you have a first cousin, Grandpa?
I do, Elijah. Lots of them. But, when I was growing up, all my first cousins lived far, far away in Maine and Massachusetts. We lived in Pennsylvania. We only got to play with each other for two weeks every summer when my parents took me there on vacation. You’re fortunate, Elijah! You and Calvin are both blessed to have each other. So are Grandma and Grandpa.
That’s sad, Grandpa. That’s really sad. But you’re not making sense. You said “first cousins“. Calvin’s my first cousin. You can’t have more than one first cousin. Sometimes i worry you’re losing it, Grandpa. But even if you are, my first cousin Calvin and my other cousins, if I have any, will take care of you and Grandma. I promise!
- Grandpa Gordon, Chaska, MN, December 8, 2017
Congratulations to you all! How lovely he is!!!
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Very sweet, Gordon and Elijah. I look forward to getting to know Elijah’s first (perhaps of several?) cousin.
With love from the one sometimes known as Ema
On Fri, Dec 8, 2017 at 8:38 AM, Views from the Edge wrote:
> Gordon C. Stewart posted: “Grandpa, I have a new cousin! Yes, I know. > Calvin was born last week. He’s beautiful! Yeah. What’s a cousin? Well, you > seem pretty excited, so I thought you must know what a cousin is. But since > you asked, Calvin is the child born to your mother’s br” >
I didn’t know about the “Ema”. How is it pronounced? Elijah might ask.
Love this — and welcome to Elijah’s first first cousin
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Thanks, Mona. Likely the first of other firsts. 🙄