The Clampetts are off to Washington

J.D. “Jed” Clampett and the Clampett family are leaving their Hollywood mansion for Washington, having taken offense at Meryl Streep recalling Jed’s ridicule of a disabled reporter at the Golden Globe Awards. Jed tweeted:

Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a…..

Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never “mocked” a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him…….

“groveling” when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!

Jed was a Beverly Hillbilly, but whenever he had something on his mind, he would sit on the curbstone of his Hollywood mansion and whittle, the way he used to do back in the swamp. When he came up with the answer, Jed would exclaim, “Welllllll, doggies!”

Jed had the wisdom to his time. He was honest. He never denied his actions. He didn’t make fun of people. Jed never tweeted.

  • Gordon C. Stewart, Chaska, MN, January 10, 2017