When I see a mouse in a room,
I know it will soon meet its doom.
I’m quite a big guy,
But I don’t even try,
I just scream for my wife with a broom!
– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, October 11, 2013
Verse – limerick for fall
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A Beautiful Woman
Mary Magdalene
A beautiful woman named Honey
Told jokes with a countenance sunny.
The punch lines were bold,
and the jokes were well told,
but since not about sex were not funny.
– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, May 15, 2013
NOTE: Views from the Edge added Mary Magdalene to the post.
limerick
There once was an Illinois poet
Who had few publications to show it.
The editors read,
But then they all said
Your verses are always inchoate.
– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, Feb. 27, 2013
Sent this morning to the inchoate editor. 🙂
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