Bumpa!!! Did you see that?
See what, Elijah?
Someone wants us to run in 2020!
Run for what?
President and Vice President!
Aha! Someones pulling your leg.
Uh-uh. Someone is serious, Bumpa.
Who’s Someone? Give me a name.
“Someone” IS the name.
I see. Where’d you hear Someone say that, Elijah?
On your blog!
Ah! So you saw Someone’s comment on the missing children post!
Yeah, Grandma showed it to me.
What do you mean “showed” it to you? You can’t read yet.
Yes I can. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-3-4-5 . . .
I’m so proud of you, Elijah! You’re only 21 months old.
Yeah. When I turn 35 we can run as a ticket! We’ll make Someone happy!
Who’ll be at the top of the ticket?
Grandma said you got a ticket. You have a record.
No, this is a different kind of ticket. It’s not a speeding ticket.
So, who does Someone think should be President?
You don’t pay attention to anyone, Bumpa.
That’s not true, Elijah. You hurt my feelings.
Just start by listening to Someone! One person at a time.
Okay, what did Someone say?
Someone said, “Elijah for President! Bumpa for Vice President! I vote for this team!!!”
And it all started with Someone.
— Grandpa (“Bumpa”) with Grandson Elijah, Chaska, MN, Feb. 22, 2019.