Elijah, you seem really happy this morning.
I am, Bumpa! It’s a great day!
I wish I could be that happy!
You can, Bumpa. It’s easy.
Easy for you to say. It’s not easy
Uh-huh! Stop watching “How to Get Away with Murder,” Bumpa!
You mean Ray Donovan?
Ray, too. Ray and Annalise aren’t good for you. They’re making you grumpy like Oscar!
I know. Those shows are pretty depressing, Elijah. What do recommend?
Like I said, it’s easy, Just do what we do in day care.
I’m too old for day care, Elijah. Way too old. Look at me!!!
Do I have to? You have hairs sticking’ out of your nose and stuff! And you need a haircut!
Let’s get back to happiness. What do you recommend for Grandpa?
Like I said, stop watching those bad shows. They’re making you sad.
Okay, so I’ll stop watching Annalise and Ray. What do I do now?
Go to day care, Bumpa. Day care’s not just for kids. They have day care for grumpy old men. It’s called adult day care.
What do they do at adult day care?!
Sesame Street‘s for kids!
AND, for old guys with hairs sticking out of their nose and stuff. They accept anybody! Check in at 123 Sesame Street and get happy with Big Bird.
— Grandpa (Bumpa) Gordon, Chaska, MN, Feb. 23, 2019