Elijah and Grandpa had just read the President’s tweet about Mika Brzezinski when Elijah said a bad word.
“You need to be more respectful of the President!”
“Why?” asked Elijah. “He’s not my President! Look what he just did to Mika! What’s he have to do that for! He’s mean, Grandpa!”
“I wish I knew, Elijah. Most of his tweets happen when he wakes up early in the morning.”
“Maybe he needs to be nursed as soon as he wakes up. That always calms me down.”
“Well, I’m afraid Donald Trump’s mother is way beyond being able to nurse him. She’s really old, way older than Grandpa, Elijah.”
“Then you should call the White House. They should give him a bottle as soon as he wakes up before he attacks another mother! When he stops tweeting insults at women like Mika, I’ll stop calling him a mother.”
- Gordon C. Stewart, Chaska, MN, June 30, 2017.