That’s the subject of the email. “Notice: CANCELLATION“. I’m being cancelled. It’s late. I’m watching the my favorite baseball team. They’re finally winning. I’m enjoying the distraction. Then comes the email notification. I open it, fearing they’re canceling my credit card or something serious.
Here’s the content, not a cancellation, but a solicitation, complete with an end-of-time, shocking red background and graphics:
CANCELLATION NOTICE: TRIPLE-MATCH
UPDATE: THE TRIPLE-MATCH ENDS AT 11:59PM.
CONTROL OF CONGRESS IS AT STAKE. IF YOU’VE BEEN PLANNING TO DONATE, YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS LEFT TO GET YOUR DONATION TRIPLE-MATCHED.
Gordon — According to our records you haven’t had a chance to utilize your triple-match status.
Please don’t pass up this opportunity:
The race for Congress is a DEAD HEAT.
Boehner just launched his biggest TV ad blitz of the entire election.
We’re still 3500 donations short of what we need to fight back.
This is your LAST CHANCE to have your impact on the election TRIPLED by a dedicated group of Democratic supporters.
Remember: If you donate $5 right now, it’s matched up to $15! If you donate $50, it’s matched up to $150!!!
Step up now before the clock strikes midnight when your triple-match status will be voided!
Suggested Gift: $5.OO
TRIPLE-MATCH: ACTIVE until 11:59pm
MIDNIGHT DEADLINE: ALL GIFTS TRIPLE-MATCHED!
Chip in $5 immediately >>
Chip in $35 immediately >>
Chip in $50 immediately >>
Chip in $100 immediately >>
Chip in $250 immediately >>
Or click here to donate another amount.
We live in a sea of hyperbole and deception. I’d like to think we’re not this stupid, and that we don’t respond to deception, apocalyptic urgency, and trauma drama. Am I alone? What to you think?