Can you find the split infinitive in “The Only Animal Dumb Enough…”

Valois Cafeteria, Chicago

I just received this email from my friend Steve:”…sitting in Valois Cafeteria in Hyde Park (They have a list on the wall near the menus, ‘President Obama’s Favorites’).

“I was where I was till you interrupted me & pulled me into your hair-styling shop — I hate you guys with Good Hair.

“Would your great insight (and I mean that sincerely, although the Existentialists never quite persuaded me to join their ranks fully) be better or worse if there was not a split infinitive?

“Now back to my Rice Pudding.”