What we called “Jewels”
are now called “Junk.”

And what we straight guys called “Heaven”
is now called a “Hoohaw.”

[Nota bene: if one clicks “like” on this post, it does NOT mean one approves of this degradation of nomenclature. Rather, a “like” indicates gratitude to the author for pointing out yet another sign of impending disaster. 😇]

• Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, October 23, 2015