Verse on my first pair of glasses

Foresight (For Jack)

“Near-“or “far-” I never knew
which was which. I could see
things up close–that I knew…
but all was a blur away
in the distance.

I recall
my first pair of glasses. I
told my mom I could see all
leaves high up in the park tree,
that had been before a mere
mass of dark green.

Did the word
“Nerd” land on my little ear
when in school? I did not care:
now I could see all the world…

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, Jan. 25, 2014

Call 9-1-1

call 911A sense of humor is a basic requirement for getting older.

How dim is my (our) mind in my house?

2 x 70 = less mind than the average 10 year old…

11:00 pm

She: What’s that noise?
He: What?
She: Put in your ears.
He: What did you say?
She: I heard something outside.
He: I’ll go look–let me find my glasses…
She: They’re on your table by your teeth.
He: I know I ‘m able to find them by myself!
She: I think it’s a burglar!
He: …a bugler?
She: Never-mind, I’ll go myself. Where did I leave my slippers?
You call 1-9-1…

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, May 11, 2013