A sense of humor is a basic requirement for getting older.

How dim is my (our) mind in my house?

2 x 70 = less mind than the average 10 year old…

11:00 pm

She: What’s that noise?
He: What?
She: Put in your ears.
He: What did you say?
She: I heard something outside.
He: I’ll go look–let me find my glasses…
She: They’re on your table by your teeth.
He: I know I ‘m able to find them by myself!
She: I think it’s a burglar!
He: …a bugler?
She: Never-mind, I’ll go myself. Where did I leave my slippers?
You call 1-9-1…

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL, May 11, 2013