Elijah and President You-Know-Who

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Elijah asks Grandpa about President You-Know-Who

Grandpa, is President You-Know-Who an adult?

Yes, Elijah, he’s 71 years old. You have to be an adult to president. The Constitution says so. You have to be at least 35. Why?

Marissa says he’s a brat. I thought all brats were children.

No, some brats are adults. Some people just never grow up. They think the whole world is centered on them. I don’t want you to grow up thinking that!

Mom told me that last night when I was acting like a brat!

Elijah, I think you must have misunderstood Mom. No six-month old is a brat. You just have needs that sometimes demand a lot of Mom’s attention.

Yeah, like when I need my diapers changed. Does President You-Know-Who’s Mom ever change his diapers, Grandpa? 

No, Elijah. He stopped wearing diapers many years ago.

Hmmm. That’s weird.

00705601_zzz_1Why? Why is it weird? President You-Know-Who’s an adult. Only incontinent adults wear diapers for adults. They’re called Depends.

Maybe he needs to get Depends. Marissa says he’s making a mess of the whole world. Like those videos he put out that Marissa and Theresa May in England said were really childish! He’s making a huge mess, Grandpa!

Yes, he is, Elijah. But, I guess it all depends on . . . . and before he’s impeached, I might need some Depends.

eb64737c-4e82-4dd4-8a1c-537716b6f72f.png.w240Grandpa, don’t do that. I use Huggies. You can depend on me. I’m a child, but I’m not childish. Like Jesus said, “a little child shall lead them.”

It wasn’t Jesus who said that, Elijah. It was Isaiah.

Whatever! I’ll talk to Mom. We’ll lend you some of my Huggies.

  • Grandpa Gordon with Elijah, Chaska, December 3, 2017.

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “Elijah and President You-Know-Who

  1. I think Elijah is very astute. Maybe you should put his name forward for chief administrator for present regime. At least Elijah is willing to listen and learn.

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  2. There are no Depends made that will cover DJT’s arse. Gordon. Elijah is very good.

    Best,

    Jim

    James Bertram Haugh, Ph.D. 11630 Glen Arm Road – Unit L58 Glen Arm, Maryland 21057-9448 757-636-1703 Cell 410-593-7892

    On Sun, Dec 3, 2017 at 12:21 PM, Views from the Edge wrote:

    > Gordon C. Stewart posted: ” Grandpa, is President You-Know-Who an adult? > Yes, Elijah, he’s 71 years old. You have to be an adult to president. The > Constitution says so. You have to be at least 35. Why? Marissa says he’s a > brat. I thought all brats were children. No, some brats ” >

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