The Greatest Human Invention (after Fire)

A post-Thanksgiving Day dinner verse by Steve Shoemaker

Some say it’s small and made of rubber,

No, the disposable diaper,

Say some

But after big Thanksgiving dinner,

My vote goes to the clear winner–

It’s TUMS.

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About Gordon C. Stewart

I've always liked quiet. And, like most people, I've experienced the world's madness. "Be Still! Departure from Collective Madness" (Wipf and Stock Publishers, Jan. 2017) distills 47 years of experiencing stillness and madness as a campus minister and Presbyterian pastor (IL, WI, NY, OH, and MN), poverty criminal law firm executive director, and social commentator. Our cat Lady Barclay reminds me to calm down and be much more still than I would be without her.

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