Waist

A narrow female waist and wider hip

is found to be attractive by the male

across all cultural boundaries.  To slip

a hand around a waist will never fail

to thrill a guy past puberty.  The waist

Need not be small:  the ratio is what counts

according to the anthropologist

as a sign of fertility.  An ounce

of thought, however, makes one think (if this

is what is going on in a male brain)

that pregnancy is not high on his list

of preferred outcomes…  It may be a strain

on his imagination to perceive

what happens to that waist if she conceive.

– Steve Shoemaker, Urbana, IL. Steve’s Sunday evening program “Keepin’ the Faith” can be heard anytime @ www.will.illinois.edu/keepinthefaith, including archive programs, “two of  which,” says Steve, “feature Gordon C. Stewart, my ‘publisher’.”

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About Gordon C. Stewart

I've always liked quiet. And, like most people, I've experienced the world's madness. "Be Still! Departure from Collective Madness" (Wipf and Stock Publishers, Jan. 2017) distills 47 years of experiencing stillness and madness as a campus minister and Presbyterian pastor (IL, WI, NY, OH, and MN), poverty criminal law firm executive director, and social commentator. Our cat Lady Barclay reminds me to calm down and be much more still than I would be without her.

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